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•  The Thackery T. Lambshead Pocket Guide to Eccentric & Discredited Diseases • interior artwork by John Coulthart
• ix • The Life of Dr. Thackery T. Lambshead (1900-) • short fiction by Michael Cisco
• xiii • An Enthusiastic Foreword by the Editors • (2003) • short fiction by Mark Roberts and Jeff VanderMeer
• xv • A Reluctant Introduction by Dr. Lambshead • (2003) • short fiction by Dr. Thackery T. Lambshead
• xix • Alphabetes • (2003) • short fiction by Shelley Jackson
• 3 • Ballistic Organ Syndrome • (2003) • short fiction by Michael Barry
• 6 • Bloodflower's Melancholia • (2003) • short fiction by Tamar Yellin
• 9 • Bone Leprosy • (2003) • short fiction by Stepan Chapman
• 14 • Buboparazygosia • (2003) • short fiction by Michael Cobley
• 17 • Bufonidic Cephalitis • (2003) • short fiction by Jay Caselberg
• 19 • Buscard's Murrain • (2003) • short story by
  China Miéville^?China Mieville
• 24 • Catamenia Hysterica • (2003) • short fiction by L. Timmel Duchamp
• 27 • Ceòlmhar Bus • (2003) • short fiction by Neil Williamson
• 30 • Chronic Zygotic Dermis Disorder • (2003) • short fiction by Eliot Fintushel
• 34 • Chrono-Unific Deficiency Syndrome • (2003) • short fiction by Lance Olsen
• 37 • Clear Rice Sickness • (2003) • short fiction by Michael Cisco
• 40 • Denegare Spasticus • (2003) • short fiction by Steve Rasnic Tem
• 43 • Delusions of Universal Grandeur • (2003) • short fiction by Rachel Pollack
• 45 • Di Forza Virus Syndrome • (2003) • short fiction by L. Timmel Duchamp
• 48 • Diseasemaker's Croup • (2003) • short story by Neil Gaiman
• 51 • Download Syndrome • (2003) • short fiction by Steve Aylett
• 53 • Ebercitas • (2003) • short fiction by Rhys Hughes
• 58 • Emordny's Syndrome • (2003) • short fiction by Andrew J. Wilson
• 61 • Empathetic Fallacy Syndrome • (2003) • short fiction by Mike O'Driscoll
• 64 • Espectare Necrosis • (2003) • short fiction by Steve Rasnic Tem
• 67 • Extreme Exostosis • (2003) • short fiction by Jeffrey Thomas
• 70 • Female Hyper-Orgasmic Epilepsy • (2003) • short fiction by Richard Calder
• 73 • Ferrobacterial Accretion Syndrome • (2003) • short fiction by Brian Stableford
• 76 • Figurative Synethesia • (2003) • short fiction by Jeffrey Ford
• 78 •  Stiff 1 • (2003) • interior artwork by Dawn Andrews
• 79 • Flora Metamorphosis Syndrome • (2003) • short fiction by Brendan Connell
• 82 • Fruiting Body Syndrome • (2003) • short fiction by Tim Lebbon
• 85 • Fungal Disenchantment • (2003) • short fiction by Alan M. Clark
• 86 •  Fungal Disenchantment • (2003) • interior artwork by Alan M. Clark
• 89 • Fuseli's Disease • (2003) • short fiction by Alan Moore
• 92 • Hsing's Spontaneous Self-Flaying Sarcoma • (2003) • short fiction by Liz Williams
• 95 • Internal Tattooing Disease • (2003) • short fiction by Jeffrey Thomas
• 98 • Inverted Drowning Syndrome • (2003) • short fiction by Iain Rowan
• 100 •  Stiff 2 • (2003) • interior artwork by Dawn Andrews
• 101 • Jumping Monkworm • (2003) • short fiction by Sara Gwenllian Jones
• 103 • Ledru's Disease • (2003) • short fiction by Michael Cisco
• 106 • Logopetria • (2003) • short fiction by Jeff Topham
• 111 • Logrolling Ephesus • (2003) • short fiction by David Langford
• 113 • Menard's Disease • (2001) • short story by Michael Bishop
• 116 • Mongolian Death Worm Infestation • (2003) • short fiction by Jay Lake
• 118 • Monochromitis • (2003) • short fiction by Jack Slay, Jr.
• 120 • Motile Snarcoma • (2003) • short fiction by Stepan Chapman
• 123 • Noumenal Fluke • (2003) • short fiction by Michael Cisco
• 126 • Ouroborean Lordosis • (2003) • short fiction by Jeffrey Ford
• 128 • Pathological Instrumentation Disorder • (2003) • short fiction by Cory Doctorow
• 131 • Pentzler's Lubriciousness • (2003) • short fiction by Iain Rowan
• 134 • Poetic Lassitude • (2003) • short fiction by Martin Newell
• 137 • Post-Traumatic Placebosis • (2003) • short fiction by Harvey Jacobs
• 140 • Post Carriers' Brain Fluke Syndrome • (2003) • short story by Stepan Chapman
• 144 • Printer's Evil • (2003) • short fiction by John Coulthart
• 148 • Rashid's Syndrome • (2003) • short fiction by Michael Barry
• 151 • Razornail Bone Rot • (2003) • short fiction by Rick Kleffel [as by Frederick John Kleffel]
• 154 • Reverse Pinocchio Syndrome • (2003) • short fiction by Steve Redwood
• 157 • Third Eye Infection • (2003) • short fiction by Rick Kleffel [as by Frederick John Kleffel]
• 161 • Tian Shan-Gobi Assimilation • (2003) • short fiction by Jeff VanderMeer
• 167 • Turbot's Syndrome • (2003) • short fiction by Paul Di Filippo [as by Paolo G. Di Filippo]
• 170 • Twentieth Century Chronoshock • (2003) • short story by Rhys Hughes
• 174 • Vestigal Elongation of the Caudal Vertebrae • (2003) • short fiction by L. Timmel Duchamp
• 176 • Wife Blindness • (2003) • short fiction by R. M. Berry
• 179 • Worsley's Supplement • (2003) • short fiction by Brian Evenson
• 182 • The Wuhan Flu • (2003) • short fiction by Eric Schaller [as by G. Eric Schaller]
• 185 • Zschokke's Chancres • (2003) • short fiction by Michael Cisco
• 187 •  Stiff 3 • (2003) • interior artwork by Dawn Andrews
• 191 • Reminiscences • short fiction by Michael Cisco
• 193 • Reminiscences • short fiction by Jeffrey Thomas
• 196 • Reminiscences • short fiction by Eric Schaller
• 201 • Reminiscences • short fiction by Rachel Pollack
• 203 • Reminiscences • short fiction by K. J. Bishop
• 207 • Reminiscences • short fiction by Stepan Chapman
• 209 • Reminiscences • short fiction by Richard Calder
• 215 • Reminiscences • short fiction by Robert Freeman Wexler [as by R. F. Wexler]
• 219 • A Chronology of the Guide's Publishers • (2003) • short fiction by uncredited
• 223 • Gastric Pre-Linguistic Syndrome • (2003) • short fiction by Gary Couzens
• 226 • Burmese Dirigible Disease • (2003) • short fiction by Stepan Chapman
• 231 • Tuning's Spasm • (2003) • short fiction by Gahan Wilson
• 233 •  Dr. Rikki Ducornet's Various Head Diseases • (2003) • interior artwork by Rikki Ducornet
• 237 • Maccreech's Dementia • (2003) • short fiction by Kage Baker
• 248 • El Mal De Ciudades Fantasmales • (2003) • short fiction by Gabriel Mesa
• 249 • The Malady of Ghostly Cities • (2003) • short story by Nathan Ballingrud
• 253 • Samoan Giant Rat Bite Fever • (2003) • short fiction by Michael Moorcock
• 259 • The Putti • (1996) • short fiction by Shelley Jackson
• 265 • The Obscure Medical History of the Twentieth Century • (2003) • short fiction by Stepan Chapman
• 265 •  The Obscure Medical History of the Twentieth Century • interior artwork by Michael Cisco
• 287 • Biographical Data (The Thackery T. Lambshead Pocket Guide to Eccentric & Discredited Diseases) • (2003) • short fiction by uncredited
• 298 • Acknowledgments (The Thackery T. Lambshead Pocket Guide to Eccentric & Discredited Diseases) • essay by Mark Roberts and Jeff VanderMeer