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•  Unidentified Funny Objects 6 • interior artwork by Barry Munden
• 1 • Foreword (Unidentified Funny Objects 6) • [Foreword (Unidentified Funny Objects)] • essay by Alex Shvartsman
• 3 • A Game of Goblins • short story by Jim C. Hines
• 25 • The Breakdown of the Parasite/Host Relationship • short story by Paul R. Hardy
• 43 • From This She Makes a Living? • short story by Esther M. Friesner [as by Esther Friesner]
• 63 • Twenty-Nine Responses to Inquiries About My Craigslist Post: Alien Spaceship for Sale $200, You Haul • short story by Tina Connolly
• 69 • Tyler the Snot Elemental Scours the Newspaper, Searching for Change • short story by Zach Shephard
• 79 • Agent of Chaos • novelette by Jack Campbell
• 103 • Display of Affection • short story by P. J. Sambeaux
• 111 • The Great Manhattan Eat-Off • [Harry the Book] • short story by Mike Resnick
• 131 • An Evil Opportunity Employer • short story by Lawrence Watt-Evans
• 139 • Common Scents • short story by Jody Lynn Nye
• 153 • A Mountain Man and a Cat Walk Into a Bar • [Amos Malone • 17] • short story by Alan Dean Foster
• 169 • Lost and Found • short story by Laura Resnick
• 183 • A Crawlspace Full of Prizes • short story by Bill Ferris
• 195 • Return to Sender • short story by Melissa Mead
• 199 • The Friendly Necromancer • short story by Rod M. Santos
• 219 • An Open Letter to the Sentient AI Who Has Announced Its Intention to Take Over the Earth • short story by Ken Liu
• 223 • Approved Expense • short story by David Vierling
• 237 • Alexander Outland: Space Jockey • [Alexander Outland] • short story by Gini Koch
• 257 • Dear Joyce • short story by Langley Hyde
• 265 • Impress Me, Then We'll Talk About the Money • novelette by Tatiana Ivanova