Note: There are other authors with the same name: S. Harris (I)

• Author: S. Harris Author Record # 84153
• Legal Name: Harris, Sidney
• Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA
• Language: English
• Webpages: Wikipedia-EN
• Used These Alternate Names: Sidney Harris
• Author Tags: leprechauns (1), humor (1)

• Ghoul Days (1964)
• Einstein Simplified (1989) [only as by Sidney Harris]

• Cartoon: no caption (1981)
• Cartoon: "I've discovered a way to slow down the speed of sound." (1981) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: "But I told you that I'd show you an amoeba magnified 42,000 times." (1982) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: "It's derivative? Derivative of What?" (1983) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: "Garth will now read the minutes of next month's meeting." (1985)
• Cartoon: The Age of Reptiles (1985)
• Cartoon: "Public Relations has nothing to do with it. We're not cute and cuddley, and that's that." (1985) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: "I don't mind the isolation, and I don't mind the hardship, but that confounded surveillance ... (1985) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: no caption (1986) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: "It's just not working. He's teaching me primate speech." (1986) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass Off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb (1986) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: "If it does collapse into itself, it will be the last word on contemporary packaging: The Disposable Universe." (1986) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: "He's an eel, but I don' think he's electric." (1986)
• Cartoon: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." (1986) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: "What did people do before they had robots?" (1986)
• Cartoon: "How would you like it — being the wee folks' wee folks?" (1986)
• Cartoon: "Forget it, kid — talking dogs are a dime a dozen." (1987)
• Cartoon: "Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid." (1987) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• How to Enjoy Writing: A Book of Aid and Comfort (1987) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: "Emma, I'm beginning to worry about you." (1987)
• Cartoon: The Last Brontosaurus on Earth Unable to Understand Why He Can't Get a Date for Saturday Night (1987)
• Cartoon (F&SF, February 1988) (1988)
• Cartoon: Minimum Security Prison: The Windup Chair (1988)
• Cartoon: "I get all the cable channels, I pick up programs from Europe, and I believe I've discovered a new galaxy out beyond Andromeda." (1988)
• Cartoon: "Do you have something for about $375,000?" (1988)
• Cartoon: "Everything else is on the stock exchange -- biotechnology, chemistry, minerals -- but there doesn't seem to be any way to cash in on astronomy" (1989)
• Cartoon: Low Budget '2001' (1989)
• Cartoon: "Yes, this certainly is a highly polluted piece of air." (1989)
• Cartoon: "If a person were to wake up very early - say 5 A.M. before sunrise - and ate breakfast immediately, he could eat lunch around 10:30 A.M. By 3:30 or 4 P.M. he could probably eat another lunch. What a breakthrough - two lunches in one day!" (1989)
• Cartoon: "Echo location is not for me." (1990)
• Cartoon: "I see they predict melting of the polar ice cap. I wonder how that will affect us." (1990) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: "I realize it was a bargain, but we just don't use guinea pigs in math." (1990) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: "We've certainly adapted to this space station surprisingly well." (1990)
• Cartoon: "At Home With the Einsteins" (1990)
• Cartoon: no caption (1990)
• Cartoon: "I'm here for your refrigerator" (1991)
• Cartoon: no caption (1991)
• Cartoon: "Working with Hafnium which has a half-life of 35 seconds." (1991)
• Cartoon: "Holy Smoke-I'm standing here!" (1991)
• Cartoon: "Bob I wish you'd get out of the habit of filling in an "o" everytime you see one." (1991)
• Cartoon: "I just haven't been feeling myselves lately." (1991)
• Cartoon: "I've added some quicksilver and quicklime as catalysts. Now look at it speed across the floor. You've done it, superfluid water! And at room temperature...." (1991)
• Cartoon: "Shut up he explained." Ring Lardner (1885-1933) not Dr. Quark who will answer all your questions." (1992)
• Cartoon: "They appear to be some sort of robots." (1992)
• Cartoon: no caption (1992)
• Cartoon: "There's some argon here, but no radon. I thought radon lurked in basements...." (1992)
• Cartoon: "So 9X7 isn't 72. I see the big picture. Details just get in the way." (1992)
• Cartoon: "What's happened to Dr. Quark?" (1992)
• Cartoon: "Oh, oh—Looks like you got a pretty bad review from that poodle that writes for the Globe." (1992)
• Cartoon: "Complications. Between the large intestine and the small intestine, there seems to be a medium-sized intestine." (1992)
• Cartoon: "Dr. Quark cleans up another experiment (so to speak)" (1992)
• Cartoon: "Don't talk with your hands. Dr. Quark's mother always told him! HA!" (1992)
• Cartoon: "Who would have thought, when they said the deserts were expanding ..." (1993)
• Cartoon: no caption (1993)
• Cartoon: "Who the hell is Dr. Quark?" (1993)
• Cartoon: "Big-hearted Dr. Quark shows the dog a bone." (1993)
• Cartoon: no caption (1993)
• Cartoon: "You're here, you're there, you're nowhere with Dr. Quark." (1993)
• Cartoon: "No, not Cro-Magnon ... Something about it makes me think it's Neanderthal." (1993)
• Cartoon: "A little engineering here, a little engineering there, and what do you get? Dr. Quark" (1994)
• Cartoon: "He'll 'stay,' alright ... the Velcro dogmat." (1994)
• Cartoon: "Is it gold yet?" (1994)
• Cartoon: "You can accelerate almost anything, but Dr. Quark goes at his own pace." (1994)
• Cartoon: "Tiny person or giant objects? (you decide)." (1994)
• Cartoon: "What I do is channel the spirits of your departed pets." (1994)
• Cartoon: no caption (1994)
• Cartoon: "The codeword for Dr. Quark is, of course, Dr. Quark." (1995)
• Cartoon: "Thawing out Dr. Rojak again." (1995)
• Cartoon: "Wonder Woman: the contemplative years" (1995)
• Cartoon: "Since the search for extra-terrestrial intelligence doesn't seem to be getting anywhere ..." (1995)
• Cartoon: "Terrestrial, aquatic ... we're all mammals - even Dr. Quark." (1995)
• Cartoon: "Not quite zero gravity." (1995)
• Cartoon: "That chicken you're always eating ... is that a Bird?" (1995)
• Cartoon: "'Sorry I'm late - I was abducted by aliens.' 'Well, dinner isn't ready, anyway. I was also abducted.'" (1996) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: "Change that seven to a three, and presto! Science Fiction!" (1996) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: "Low tech fax (neanderthal version)" (1996) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: no caption (1996) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: no caption (1996) [only as by Sidney Harris]
• Cartoon: "QUARKiness, as we all know is next to godliness." (1996)
• Cartoon: "No matter where or when — he's always Dr. Quark." (1996)
• Cartoon: "Dr. Quark faster than a Phil Nelkro knuckleball. (1996)
• Cartoon: "This charming aria describes a spring morning, as Ariadne opens her French doors and steps outside. The gardner, Korval, approaches her and with each step his form changes, until he is an undescribable creature from another galaxy. 'Your people,' he thunders, 'must agree to four demands ...'" (1997)
• Cartoon: "The interactive dishwasher ..." (1997)
• Cartoon: "How's the new insomnia pill going?" (1997)
• Cartoon: "Now I'll corner the market with these chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry Pasteurized milkshakes!" (1997)
• Cartoon: "Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting." (1997)
• Cartoon: "The Manned Space Station: Week Five." (1997)
• Cartoon: "It's solid ... loaded with preservatives. They just don't build them that way anymore." (1997)
• Cartoon: "Alice finds the looking glass is made of Lexan, and she can't get through it." (1998)
• Cartoon: "I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big." (1998)
• Cartoon: "Flightless Birds." (1998)
• Cartoon: "Let's see now ... we took the 'EE' train at Times Square, and changed to the 'QB' at canal street ..." (1998)
• Cartoon: "'Sure is noisy around here.' 'It's from the Big Bang. It was a lot worse a few years ago.'" (1998)
• Cartoon: "Dr. Quark counts his pixels, but not his calories." (1998)
• Cartoon: "Dr. Quark invents a time machine that can only take him back 37 seconds ... (1999)
• Cartoon: "Yet another building without a 13th floor." (1999)
• Cartoon: "Look what I just invented!" (1999)
• Cartoon: "Let's go Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon!" (1999)
• Cartoon: no caption (2000)
• Cartoon: "If Isaac Newton wasn't so deadly serious ..." (2000)
• Cartoon: "Then I add the potassium sulfate ..." (2000)
• Cartoon: "Crashed again!" (2000)
• Cartoon: "I need something less confrontational." (2001)
• Cartoon: no caption (2002)
• Cartoon: "Well, I've downloaded my mind into the computer, and the computer's hard drive into my brain. I'll be thinking a lot faster than before, and I won't give a hoot what I think about." (2002)
• Cartoon: no caption (2002)
• Cartoon: "There must be more to life than this." (2002)
• Cartoon: "Some hackers broke into our washer and shrank all our clothes." (2003)
• Cartoon: "Just throw it on the table, and step back." (2003)
• Cartoon: no caption (2003)
• Cartoon: "Down boy! That is, overruled." (2003)
• Cartoon: "Boys, you're barking up the wrong tree." (2003)
• Cartoon: no caption (2004)
• Cartoon: "If you're a walrus, it's perfectly normal. If you're a seal, you should have come to me sooner." (2004)
• Cartoon: "Whenever the Dow does something dramatic, it sets him off." (2004)
• Cartoon: "Standard Endings for Sci-Fi Movies" (2004)
• Cartoon: "Now, just for laughs, let's give him the dog brain and see what happens." (2004)
• Cartoon: no caption (2005)
• Cartoon: "Now let's apply what we've learned." (2005)
• Cartoon: no caption (2005)
• Cartoon: "I feel I'm going to turn into an accountant again." (2005)
• Cartoon: no caption (2006)
• Cartoon: no caption (2006)
• Cartoon: "So he was already dead when you got there. You've used that alibi before." (2006)
• Cartoon: "I see you're not taking responsibility for your life — relying on charlatans and soothsayers ..." (2007)
• Cartoon: "'Don't rush me! I can't be everywhere at once.' 'I can.'" (2008)
• Cartoon: "As you well know, your options are limited." (2008)
• Cartoon: "Have no fear — I'll have the project completed for you in no time." (2009)
• Cartoon: "What's wrong Helen? I'm your same old Fred. We've been through good times and bad together, but since my brain transplant, you've been acting strangely." (2009)
• Cartoon: "It's pretty clear how they got in." (2009)
• Cartoon: "These confounded hackers — they broke into our machine and stole our toast." (2009)
• Cartoon: "No one will suspect it's a faux." (2010)
• Cartoon: "Our expert in antimatter." (2012)
• Cartoon: "Hey - no hexes on my experiment!" (2012)
• Cartoon: "... Brain Transplant Institute" (2013)
• Cartoon: "OH-OH." (2016)
• Cartoon: "STILL SKEPTICAL?" (2016)
• Cartoon: "Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid." (2016)
• Cartoon: "I don't know how I get through the day—every day, day after day—on instinct alone." (2017)
• Cartoon: "And this is the electronic version." (2017)
• Cartoon: "It's a Quantum Car, and it...gets us there instantly" (2018)
• Cartoon: "If... Then..." (2018)
• Cartoon: "Looks like a virus." (2018)
• Cartoon: ... to Contract. (2019)

• Einstein Simplified (1989) [only as by Sidney Harris]