Note: Other publications include: It's a Deal in Jokes Literary Review, 2017 Space Station Plumber Demands Overtime, Hazard Pay, CAP News, 2013 The Human Factor in Eclectic Flash 2010 Best of the Year anthology Winner of the 2009 Bulwer-Lytton Award for worst first sentence of a science fiction novel: "The golden, starry wonders of the dark universe unfurled before the brave interstellar vessel Argus like a black flag of victory with a whole bunch of holes in it as the mysterious mission buoyantly commenced that would one day resolve critical questions about space, time and the appropriate ratio of nuts to chips in a perfect chocolate chip cookie."