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• viii • Editors' Note • (2009) • essay by Holly Black and Cecil Castellucci
• 1 • Once You're a Jedi, You're a Jedi All the Way • (2009) • short fiction by Holly Black and Cecil Castellucci
• 19 •  Top Five Words or Phrases You Need to Know in Klingon • (2009) • interior artwork by Bryan Lee O'Malley
• 21 • One of Us • (2009) • short fiction by Liz Braswell [as by Tracy Lynn]
• 53 •  How to Tell if Your Dice Are Lucky or Unlucky • (2009) • interior artwork by Hope Larson
• 55 • Definitional Chaos • (2009) • short fiction by Scott Westerfeld
• 79 •  I Totally Shouldn't Post This, But... • (2009) • interior artwork by Hope Larson
• 81 • I Never • (2009) • short story by Cassandra Clare
• 113 •  How to Look Cool and Not Drool in Front of Your Favorite Author • (2009) • interior artwork by Hope Larson
• 115 • The King of Pelinesse • (2009) • short story by M. T. Anderson
• 139 •  How to Identify... the Living Dead • (2009) • interior artwork by Hope Larson
• 141 • The Wrath of Dawn • (2009) • short story by Cynthia Smith and Greg Leitich Smith
• 153 •  How to Cheat Like a Nerd • (2009) • interior artwork by Bryan Lee O'Malley
• 155 • Quiz Bowl Antichrist • (2009) • novelette by David Levithan
• 183 •  How to Cosplay with Common Household Objects • (2009) • interior artwork by Bryan Lee O'Malley
• 185 • The Quiet Knight • (2009) • short story by Garth Nix
• 199 •  What Your Instrument Says About You • (2009) • interior artwork by Bryan Lee O'Malley
• 201 • Everyone But You • (2009) • short fiction by Lisa Yee
• 221 •  What to Remember When Going to a Convention • (2009) • interior artwork by Hope Larson
• 223 • Secret Identity • (2009) • novelette by Kelly Link
• 271 •  What Your Lunch Table Status Means • (2009) • interior artwork by Bryan Lee O'Malley
• 273 • Freak the Geek • (2009) • short story by John Green
• 285 •  How to Hook Up at the Science Fair • (2009) • interior artwork by Bryan Lee O'Malley
• 287 • The Truth About Dino Girl • (2009) • novelette by Barry Lyga
• 317 •  Theater Types • (2009) • interior artwork by Bryan Lee O'Malley
• 319 • This Is My Audition Monologue • (2009) • short story by Sara Zarr
• 331 •  The Best Ways to Stay Awake for Gaming • (2009) • interior artwork by Hope Larson
• 333 • The Stars at the Finish Line • (2009) • novelette by Wendy Mass
• 361 •  What Kind of Geek Are You? • (2009) • interior artwork by Hope Larson
• 363 • It's Just a Jump to the Left • (2009) • short fiction by Libba Bray